Monday, May 14, 2012

Here's To You

  • When the wardrobe seems empty, wear only a smile.
  • Always carry two writing utensils- a sharpened pencil and an ink pen.
  • Wear black with brown if you want to.
  • I recommend nutella.
  • Know how to fire a gun, and never do it.
  • Don't let others blow on your dice. Too many germs.
  • Light plants.
  • Fishing increases patience levels.
  • Skinny dipping FTW.
  • Close your eyes and breathe. Feel the air in your lungs.
  • When boiling eggs, let them actually boil.
  • Be a damn hippie if you want.
  • Be a damn conservative if you want. Don't judge the hippies.
  • Are you really gonna ride my bumper when I'm already speeding?
  • Take notice of the clouds.
  • I'd give it time.
  • Welcome to the 21st century where we kill trees and babies.
  • Consummate love.
  • When choosing a car, go with economy.
  • When choosing a beard, go with big.
  • Visit the Rocky Mountains.
  • Poetry soothes the soul, I don't care who you are.
  • Always keep a 60 watt light bulb in the pantry and you can't go wrong.

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