- When the wardrobe seems empty, wear only a smile.
- Always carry two writing utensils- a sharpened pencil and an ink pen.
- Wear black with brown if you want to.
- I recommend nutella.
- Know how to fire a gun, and never do it.
- Don't let others blow on your dice. Too many germs.
- Light plants.
- Fishing increases patience levels.
- Skinny dipping FTW.
- Close your eyes and breathe. Feel the air in your lungs.
- When boiling eggs, let them actually boil.
- Be a damn hippie if you want.
- Be a damn conservative if you want. Don't judge the hippies.
- Are you really gonna ride my bumper when I'm already speeding?
- Take notice of the clouds.
- I'd give it time.
- Welcome to the 21st century where we kill trees and babies.
- Consummate love.
- When choosing a car, go with economy.
- When choosing a beard, go with big.
- Visit the Rocky Mountains.
- Poetry soothes the soul, I don't care who you are.
- Always keep a 60 watt light bulb in the pantry and you can't go wrong.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Here's To You
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